I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
