Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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