vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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