it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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