Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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