return my video game
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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