I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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