barbara walters just said penis...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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