My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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