my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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