rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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