When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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