she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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