I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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