thus making me awesome and them whores
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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