I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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