Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize