Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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