idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
its not stalking. its research.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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