You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
