im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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