If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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