she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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