even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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