Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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