Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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You. Win. At. Life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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