How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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