Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.