You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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