We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm so fucking centered right now
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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