It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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