no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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