Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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