belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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