I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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