oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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