Don't you send me to vm
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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Welp...herpes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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