Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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