Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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