I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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