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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?