What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
nutella sex= disaster
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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