We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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