You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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