I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Small penises have feelings too.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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