Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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