p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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