I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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