He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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