I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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