The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just found a bag of teeth...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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