I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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