Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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