i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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