Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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