We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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