Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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